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hahahahha! what an idiot... tell him to staple his eyeballs shut too!

haha, next time use super glue on the nose and mouth, that will teach him

Now that takes the cake for stupidity,but im not surprized. It actually looks like he is thinking about doing it a 3rd time.Then it looks like it finally registered pain wise what he has just done.
JUSTINE-Im going to make my parents sorry for sending me to grand forks military academy and cutting my cool hair
BRANDON-Wow man!!! what are you going to do
JUSTINE-They are coming to visit me today and im going to staple my lips shut and tell them some tough guys did it to me as part of an initiation
BRANDON-Wow man!!! you are so smart
JUSTINE- Yeah man,they will have me back home so quick.Probably get that new skateboard I wanted
(telephone ringing)
JUSTINE-Damn that hurts owwwwwwww
BRANDON-Hey man your mom is on the phone
JUSTINE-Say what!!!!
MOM-Hi Justine..sorry we cant come visit today because we are going to Las Vegas instead.
JUSTINE-But ma!!!
MOM-Goodbye Justine and next time dont mumble when u talk on the phone
(CLICK)
Good Morning Sunnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what an idiot!

Ok, Why?? Why would someone do that?!?! Oh my word.... I would love to see him try to get that crap out, and I hope those staple weren't rusted. His lips are going to be so infected. Try explaining THAT one to the parents!!! UCK!

Good morning Mikey! Its always nice to see you up and around leaving funny comments on this silly site! You start my day off right... hehe...

Perfect example of kids needing some kind of activity to keep their minds occupied. This kid needs to visit a shrink!!

thats totally out there man
that kid deserves alot of props for that cuz that takes a (dedicated to pain) type of man to handle that
he should have rivited skull ear rings to his lips ,now that would be the way to go
im sure his girlfriends will go crazy over it

If you folks would refuse to comment on his and others stupidity,(I know I have done it too) then the idoits would quit harming themselves to get a rise and 15 seconds of fame on a web site.

WHOA SON! DAMN NEAR SHIZZLED THE DIZZLE! fo ssho in my hood we take crackers and staple their lips together so they don't hate on us, you know what i mean, esse?

Its fake. Staples do not exist.

no way when i saw dis i thought i was watchin a mirror,we too have done this to impress women
one time at rave we stapled different girls names and addresses to our arms so we could call them later.
hey jimines i think we have rumbled before place
down on 10th and vine street i recall kicking u in da head a few times.u a punk bro
well peace out ma bros and sistas

Is it me or are all you morons becoming wannabe gangsters. Look to speak. Your ghetto lingo is ruining the comments. You Dig?

Dear Fox television
Once again I find myself writing to your network.I turned on my television last night expecting to see if Jeb Bush won his election for govornor of Florida and I find almost naked men and girls dancing on television.This show dancing with the stars must be stopped now.My heart felt like it was going to stop.Your station was supposed to be running election results I read in my AARP newletter.When Walter Cronkite was running fox he would not have allowed this kind of trash on your station.We as a nation are involved in a war and cannot waste time on such depraved shows.When I was a young we blacked out our windows in case bombers were flying overhead.We must spend our time collecting old tires and aluminum cans so we can send them to our soldiers overboard.Please stop showing sweaty men and women on television.it drives the young men crazy and makes them do unnatural things to other men and girls.God bless you
Gladys Mondo
Sparkman Florida

Ah come on man, thats lame... Lets see you staple your sack to a piece of wood, now thats extreme dude...

What a stupid emo.... Get a life!!!

Oooo look at me!! mmmm pain!!! .....

Honestly...

Since when was it cool to be stupid?

OK. I can pull off the same illusion and heres how I can do it and he did it.

Take two staples out of your staple gun. Cut off the part that would stick into something to adhere it. ---->|____| <---- now you have this _____ take each of those and apply simple glue stick or even just a small dab of crazy glue. Now press them vertically on ones lips so that one is on the right and once is on the left.

Wait for the glue to set and then unload all staples from the staple gun. Shoot the staple gun a few times into the air to make sure the chamber is completely empty.

Now position a tripod 3 and 1/2 feet away. Start recording and then press the staple gun up to your lips where the first modified and glued staple IS ALREADY on your lips and pull the trigger . Do it again over where the other one IS ALREADY glued to your lips - pull the trigger. Pull staple gun away and graon like you cannot talk - "mummy style" . Then zoom the camera in to see your lips in a close up.

Does this seem hard to pull off? I think not. This is just a simple staged illusion. Not even a very complex one at that.

Remember , "only believe 1/2 of what the eyes see and nothing of what the ears hear"

Think next time people.

BDog: look at the beginning of the clip, when he exhales sharply, and then post that condescending rant again, forkstick.

lol, way to shut it
he should staple his ears shut to, so he wont' have to listen to the bs from his friends and family if they see this, lol...

What a jerk

That clip was fake/you can see were they cut it./Smellybacon there are staples in this world. Just no stapleguns,they were band by the anti-gun crowd. LIVE TO PLAY POKER,PLAY POKER TO LIVE!!!!

Bdog or whatever,first of all open your eyes you dumbass and then listen to cranky old men.Then believe all you see duh remember its groan you moron...not graon geeezzzzzzz.
better yet get a gun and make sure it is loaded and then do us all a favor..look down the barrel and see what happens if you pull the trigger.

poker players are losers and they never take baths and their wives are fat.

I think he is cute
I wish my b/f would do something that cool.
very emo looking in fact
oh my I think I am in love

that is one stupid dude!

he had his mouth open at the begging so he coulndt have faked it BDog...pay attention

ps emos r ho

Most kids are better off with their mouths stapled shut. So I encourage it, especially for morons like him.

wow what a idiot who would even want to do that

that is stupid

you are dum