Thursday Dec 7, 2006

funny video clipsTaken Out By A Paintball Headshot

Either this kid is very dramatic and should head to Hollywood or someone is throwing their paintballs in the freezer.

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Shit, boyo just got owned. No cover or anything.

Nice shot by whoever got him anyways.

crash video clips Commented by: Rush on December 7, 2006 12:51 AM

WOW, nice shot
i like the CS "headshot" voice
yeah, i think he was acting a little bit, but it've must've had some impact...

crash video clips Commented by: somedude on December 7, 2006 01:52 AM

WOW, nice shot
i like the CS "headshot" voice
yeah, i think he was acting a little bit, but it've must've had some impact...

crash video clips Commented by: somedude on December 7, 2006 01:53 AM

WOW...they blew his brains out.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 04:42 AM

WOW...they blew his brains out.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 04:43 AM

Good morning sunny and somedude and all the others
I never been hit by a paintball but I have seen a paintball gun used and the impact looks like it could hurt if hit in the right place.This guy got nailed either on the side of the head or neck.Which I could guess would give a person that kind of a reaction.If a person gets punched in the side of the head or neck that certainly can put you down for the count.

crash video clips Commented by: madmike on December 7, 2006 04:46 AM

what was he thinkin anyway.he stood right out where a blind man could shoot the dumbass.he was out anyway cuz he had already gotten hit and once hit....games over for him
maybe it was a girl cuz a real man would not have fallen over like a whimp
man up dude ..

crash video clips Commented by: DA MAN IN PAINTBALL on December 7, 2006 07:08 AM

Good morning Mikey! And everyone else in Clip a day land...

That had to hurt. But I think the "voice" makes the video that much better!!! And I can't tell fully... but it just looks like a reaction and then he lost his balance and fell backwards. I don't know.. what do you think?

crash video clips Commented by: Sunshine on December 7, 2006 08:13 AM

Hey Sunny your right.It looks like he sort of reacts to getting hit and lifts one leg to step back and goes off balance.I knew some guys who were into that stuff and they brought their paintball guns to work and there is a pretty good impact when it hits something.I thought the voice was a great addition too.

crash video clips Commented by: madmike on December 7, 2006 08:36 AM

Now that REALLY had to hurt....ouchee!

crash video clips Commented by: The Tomcat on December 7, 2006 11:52 AM

when people would freeze the paintballs where I played, everybody turned on that person and layed down some damage, then we kicked em out
i started playin when i was 8 or 9, and i always got shot in the face mask...u cant feel it, and theres not that much impact... unless he got hit in the head somewhere his mask isnt covering. then it would hurt, especially the ears...

crash video clips Commented by: nate on December 7, 2006 01:05 PM

I used to paintball all the time and theres no way that hurt. The mask is where you want to be hit, its the best place, it doesn't hurt at all. It does surprize you though. This guy was just b eing a little bit over dramatic.

crash video clips Commented by: Smellybacon on December 7, 2006 02:42 PM

ROFLMAO!!!
i loved the "headshot" from unreal tournament
that game kicks some serious ASS

crash video clips Commented by: Mary on December 7, 2006 02:53 PM

umm earth to mary
who is talking about some dumb unreal tournament,get out of the game world and get in the real world ... geeezzz
bacon guy and nut or nate if u get hit in the side of the head and it looks like he got hit in the neck that would hurt like hell and actually could make u pass out

crash video clips Commented by: mr know it all on December 7, 2006 03:30 PM

Being as I am board certified in Neurology it is my considered expert opinion that this humanoid err I mean person suffered what we experts in this field call servere head trauma.He will require at the minimum of 6 weeks bed rest and extensive therapy.Total cost should not be less than $350,000.If surgery is needed just add another BMW350I..errr I mean $85,000.

crash video clips Commented by: Dr Ben Dicks on December 7, 2006 03:54 PM

Dr Dicks,I am sorry but I must disagree with you on your diagnosis of the patient in this video clip.It appears that he suffered severe trauma to the cartoid artery leading to the brain.Any disruption of blood flow to the brain will cause tempoary loss of balance and will make the humanoid pass out.He will need to have exstensive surgery to replace it by taking an artery from his leg and burrowing through the stomach and past the lungs and heart up to his neck.He will be handicapped for the rest of his life and will walk with a limp.Total cost will be approx $275.000.He might also need to have a hip abd knee replacement which can be handled by my partner Dr.Felix Badd.

crash video clips Commented by: DR Michael Toris MD on December 7, 2006 04:15 PM

I just saw some clips from this site on TV and they were speaking about upandcoming video sites or as they put it "so called diamonds in the rough". Best of luck to you guys!

crash video clips Commented by: Adam8 on December 7, 2006 04:23 PM

venture $ guys dream!!! or maybe u all already know that.

crash video clips Commented by: Adam8 on December 7, 2006 04:30 PM

We know everything Adam12.............

crash video clips Commented by: Clip a day on December 7, 2006 05:07 PM

Hey hey who is that kid,this is what we lawyers call a slam dunk.we can sue the person who shot him,the paintball manufactuer,whoever made the gun,the helmet,heck we can sue clip a day for showing this thing,we can even sue you for viewing this horriable event.hey Dr toris ,I
think we could work togather on this thing and retire early.This poor young man has been forever damaged by this terriable event.ehy kid if u need me Ill charge you my typical fee,,I get75% and you get 25% after expenses.

crash video clips Commented by: tony the lawyer on December 7, 2006 05:19 PM

I read in the paper that the kid died.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 09:36 PM

It turns out that instead of a paintball some one shot a ball bearing at him. That "splat" you see is real blood. They need to shut those places down.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 09:41 PM

They have awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resove.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 09:48 PM

They have awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve. Press release by the family`s lawyer.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 7, 2006 09:57 PM

thats a full mask, if anything the kid was just stunned. one time i was shot right in the mouth guard. a plastic shard from the paintball was split by the guard and caused my lip to bleed. but the worse paintball incident i've had was being shot right on the knuckle.

crash video clips Commented by: steven on December 7, 2006 10:20 PM

we are investigating that this is the magic bullet still traveling from the kennedy assasination.if you look upon the grassy knoll behind the kid you can see a shadow with a rifle,this kid was actually a googleyahoonigan spy that already had 2 attempts upon his life,,his salad was laced with taco bells special secret sauce which failed,he was then forced to watch 40 hours of the view without commercial interuption that also failed.So the magic bullet was brought out of retirement.
BMF for breaking open this special ops mission please do not try any salad anywhere for 3 years.make sure your taxes are also on the up and up.
uncle sam

crash video clips Commented by: federal government on December 8, 2006 06:48 AM

I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terriable resolve
yakoff motosumo

Ask not what your country can do for you but what can you do for your country
president nixon

Eik en berliner
gen patton

I am innocent
pres kennedy

ouch!!!damn that hurt
pres kennedy

damn that feels good
pres clinton

its not my fault
pres bush

turn out the damn lights
my daddy


all quotes supplied by sinful sis

crash video clips Commented by: sinful sis on December 8, 2006 07:05 AM

Sinful,I think you have a few of those wrong or mixed up.I hope that wasnt a history test you took.
Greetings Sunny!!!'hope you have a good weekend.
It looks like we are losing people on here right and left.

crash video clips Commented by: madmike on December 8, 2006 10:10 AM

i highly dought tht killed him, no paintball gun is capable of penertrating a human skull (or at least the highest power they give you at these places) the only way a paintball gun can do serious damage is being hit in the eyes or down the troat (which would require him to have no mask on). Sure it may have hurt like cr#p and given one hell of a bruise but to whoever says it killed him....needs to be a little less gullible

crash video clips Commented by: sam on December 9, 2006 05:35 AM

maybe it went in his ear - this would explain reaction. bet he hears everything in green now!

crash video clips Commented by: gus pund on December 9, 2006 03:49 PM

SAM: Dont tell me its not real. The kid died from that,I went to his funeral. The police are still investigating.

crash video clips Commented by: B.M.F. on December 10, 2006 01:10 AM

That wouldent of hurt the kid over reacted... cool headshot noise from COunterstrike :D

crash video clips Commented by: no on December 10, 2006 07:16 PM

LOL he got Pwned

crash video clips Commented by: Comment on December 17, 2006 12:52 AM

that dude wont b gettin up any time soon!!!

crash video clips Commented by: short smarty on December 25, 2006 03:17 AM

He should have gone without a mask, think of what the paintball would of done

crash video clips Commented by: Shadowfire on December 29, 2006 05:55 AM

@BMF: Green blood? It wasn't a frozen paintball, he just got surprised by it, and notice how everyone's saying "kid." He even looks a little short, and you can tell by his proportions and the way he walks and all that, he's probably ten years old, tops, and it just caught him by surprise.

crash video clips Commented by: Guesty on January 1, 2007 01:49 AM

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