Tuesday Feb 20, 2007
Failed French Missile Launch
The French have developed this new extremely short-range missile. It's ok, it doesn't explode and when it reaches its target, a white flag pops out with some cheese. Still no deodorant though.
They had the option of developing a better weapon... However, they bought this one to save money... Total cost to develop??? $980.00… But why would the French spend any of their money on stuff like this, when they, and the rest of the world knows the U.S. is there to bail there asses out in a time of real need?
Commented by: Kevin on February 19, 2007 11:21 PM
MAN! That really is a "Short Range Weapon" I wouldn`t pay $980.00 for one,maybe for two,but not for one! It took some time but I was able to decipher what he said when they jumped into the ditch. He said "Oooh noo,I need to change my shorts" my fee for this service is $980.00 Please donate what you can into my Swiss bank account #980009800098000bmf TYVM
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 20, 2007 03:27 AM
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and
"Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert: Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
"Elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat operations" and "Change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a neighbour" and "Lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change".
Their remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help".
The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the Great Fire of 1666.
Commented by: bill withers on February 20, 2007 06:07 AM
Hi,I'm from Belgium and the french is ma first langage. The guys on this video are not french but canadian (Quebec). I know there accent. ;-)
Commented by: OliOne on February 20, 2007 06:18 AM
It is not the french accent ... It is the Belgian or Switzerland accent so pay attention what you wrote !
Commented by: Willyde on February 20, 2007 06:23 AM
But earing it again I think it is canadian accent... You wont mock frenchs this time ...
Commented by: Willyde on February 20, 2007 06:26 AM
I don't speak a word of French, but those uniforms DEFINITELY are not Canadian. The Canuck uniforms (and weapons, for that matter) are much more like American uniforms in appearance, camoflauge, etc.
I'm not crazy about the French people/government, btw, but credit must be given where it is due. The French military has fielded many excellent weapons over the years; unfortunately they have not been used to their full potential. When (not if) we go to war against the Iranians, I hope to G-d that they don't have Exocet missles!! (and Chicom Silkworms, too)
Commented by: Nagmashdriver on February 20, 2007 08:58 AM
If I recall during Desert Storm when we invaded Iraq the first time the Iraq Republican guard was considered to be one of the best armies in the world,we went through them like Sherman went through Richmond,or like a hot knife through butter.Since when do we beg England for help.They just happen to be good allies who have the same basic civilzed beliefs as we do.Rather then sit on their ass's like most of the world and whine and complain they accomplish things like we do. they
The guys in the video are actually french canadians or Quebec.it took place at Valcarier military bace in Canada.
Commented by: madmike on February 20, 2007 09:39 AM
I come from Quebec and those guys ARE quebecers. dunno if it's in Valcartier but they are definitely speaking "french canadian".
what a shame!
Commented by: kot on February 20, 2007 01:18 PM
hello from France. Definately not french, maybe canadian and probably not belgian or swiss. my money is on canadian but give up the french gig, it ain't so. voila.
Commented by: pepe le pieu on February 20, 2007 04:03 PM
good morning everyone,
they are canadiun because they have the weird little pixel-like camo on! its the same the u.s. uses (go U.S.) because were copierz. lol great video, a litle late though, ive already seen it elsewhere.
Commented by: Sunshine on February 20, 2007 05:56 PM
Maybe their with the GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA or the BROWNIES...whatever,I`ve yet to see a deposit into my Swiss bank account # 980009800098000bmf for my translating services you bunch of FREELOADERS.
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 20, 2007 06:07 PM
Lol funny video, though what happend with the camera at the end? what were they saying?
Imagine if they tried to use that thing in combat - a wave of troops is advancing and 45 seconds later they finnaly find the fire button! Only to discover the thing pops out, and they run away pissing themselves.
Commented by: SaS on February 20, 2007 06:10 PM
okay you civilians straighten up and pay attention!!!!!
B M F your an american so get down and give me 20 you maggot..you cant charge your fellow americans money for doing your patriotic duty....
what if when we went charging up those cliffs in ww2...what if some of the guys wanted to be paid,,your an american so dont forget it .,..
Sas that was an anti tank weapon you dont shoot that at advancing troops you dumbas....what else do you want them to do but run,,everyone runs but amercians,,we stay and fight like we always have for the last 300 years
ohhh say can you see by the dawns early light,,okay everyone stand the hell up and salute...
Commented by: the general on February 21, 2007 10:05 AM
Yea! Good video. Looks great to be in the Canadian forces! You can do stupid stuff with missiles and have a good laugh about it.
Americans need to calm down, any military clip they start frothing at the mouth and wanting to kill folks.
Commented by: gazza on February 21, 2007 01:25 PM
so... did they die or what?
Commented by: dude on February 21, 2007 03:21 PM
no they sat down and ate a fine lunch of yohoo AND MOON PIES
Commented by: capt daredevil on February 21, 2007 04:12 PM
General: If Halaburten gets paid why not I? I was just asking for payment on services rendered. People asking what they were saying. As I said as the 2nd one to post,the man who jumped into the ditch said "Oooh noo,I need to change my shorts". This is still a capitalist system were living under right?
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 22, 2007 12:42 AM
listen son,we must give our all in these dire times,for being a good citizen i'll see if I can send you some k-rations left over from the korean war.How about 500 boxes of spam and tuna,just disregard the experation date of 1947.It doesnt mean anything.And please refer to me as sir.By the way of course there will be a shipment charge of hmmm $980.00 should cover it.
now stand up and sing
ooohh say can you seee by the dawns early light,what so proudly umm yada yada yada
Commented by: the commanding general on February 22, 2007 10:20 AM
Those are absolutely, positively, without a shadow of a doubt, French Canadian soldiers. Their accent is unmistakable.
Commented by: E.S.R. on February 22, 2007 08:53 PM
"So Called Genderal": Sense your first comment against me I`ve been doing a background check on your "Command". It turns out the closest you`ve ever come to a "General" was when you were court marshaled as a buck private for running a circle jerk league with you as the "pivot man". Keep up with this impersonation and I will release the full contents of this file!!!
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 23, 2007 02:46 AM
If I was you I would fire the person or persons who did this background check because I happen to be a woman so Phisically I would be unable to be a pivot MAN.It is mistakes like this that cause lives son so I am afraid you must pay a fine of 980.00 for mistaken assumptionation.
Commented by: the general on February 23, 2007 07:05 AM
Take a closer look at the weapon...if it were truly a French weapon, instead of a lame dud missile dropping out, one pull of the trigger would have raised a white flag.
Commented by: Pee on Snails and Baguettes on February 23, 2007 04:40 PM
Genderal: Are you trying to tell us all that a "dike" like you has never used a "strap-on"? I would tell you to drop and give me 20,but I got a feeling you would love it too much! As far as me not knowing you are a woman,what do you think I was alluring to by using the name "Genderal" as in gender?
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 24, 2007 02:44 AM
YES OliOne , i am from Quebec , its a Canadian army uniforms, and the accents is from here, its exactly how we speak.
Commented by: Stemcell on February 24, 2007 07:05 PM
Nagmashdriver this is a CANADIAN UNIFORM
AND THOSE guys could be my neighbour ,
the way the speak, say words, i am 1000%
sure they are Quebecers or Quebecois from
Quebec in the Canadian Army.
Commented by: Stemcell on February 24, 2007 07:10 PM
ahh shit i laughed my ass off
Commented by: Joe mitlyng on February 26, 2007 05:15 PM
ALLURING to! That is beyond price, thank you nameless BMF idiot.
Commented by: smarter than you on February 27, 2007 07:58 PM
Smarter than no one:What is your point? Do you need the definition of the word? What is wrong with some of you people who can`t put 11 words together so others can understand what your trying to say? Sad,sad,sad.
Commented by: B.M.F. on February 27, 2007 11:29 PM