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I'm not exactly sure what's going on here but what I do know is that if you're the Technoviking, people just want to follow you around and give you free crap. Too funny. StumbleUpon Toolbar
Tags: techno viking ectasy steroids idiot rave 
Submitted by Planet Funkotron on December 23, 2007 09:18:33 AM
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1) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 09:21:08 AM]
Wow
 
2) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 09:24:14 AM]
Somebody tell me what just happend here?!?!
 
3) by usa#1 [Unreg.] [09/28/07 09:36:21 AM]
european trash
 
4) by clipaday [09/28/07 10:09:11 AM]
Before the arguing begins today, please take some time to read this first "The Art of eWar" http://bloggingexperiment.com/archives/the-art-of-ewar.php Also please try to clean your posts up a bit. If something said is too over the top, we have to delete it anyway. Thanks! Clipaday Staff
 
5) by John F. Kennedy [Unreg.] [09/28/07 10:17:13 AM]
And I still take pride in the words: Ich bin ein Berliner. We know how to party!
 
6) by clipaday [Unreg.] [09/28/07 10:18:11 AM]
why do i need to read it i wrote the damn thing,, what was the point of that video,,i kept watching thinking the viking dude was going to beat the crap out of somebody..all he did was a fag dance..like bluejack does..
 
7) by bluejack [09/28/07 10:39:56 AM]
looks like holland one of the most fun places in the world and 3 hours on train from uk.shame usa#1 and the rest of you could never afford to go there or find it on the map.
 
8) by Volatile [Unreg.] [09/28/07 10:48:07 AM]
Fuckparade 2000? WTF was that? I'm kind of scared now that he's going to come find me and point at me menacingly...
 
9) by usa#1 [Unreg.] [09/28/07 10:53:50 AM]
afford? hell last nites film we made is priceless and soon to be shown
 
10) by bluejack [09/28/07 11:02:12 AM]
abev of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affordance god u so supid see you tonight for another lesson and video if we have time.
 
11) by Mr. Destructo [09/28/07 11:25:30 AM]
WTF!!!
 
12) by usa#1 [Unreg.] [09/28/07 11:43:36 AM]
http:www.bluejack.com/licksshitters
 
13) by madmike [09/28/07 01:20:39 PM]
Its nice to see a group of people get togather and not have someone get their butt kicked,That dude looks pretty tough too. bluejack you seem to have such a dislike for americans,as having spent some time in your country,i find it strange that everyone I met in england seemed to be very nice and respectful.i was at Mildenhall air base on a joint project with American and Britts and found the people very likeable and intelligent.I also spent time in germany at ramstien air base and Sembach air base and omnce again found the people great over there.So what is your problem with Americans .Wether you know it or not,If things go to shit in this world we are allies till the end.
 
14) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 01:49:01 PM]
Well said madmike!
 
15) by Poker_Thom [09/28/07 03:48:36 PM]
FUCKPARADE 2000???...So why didn`t we see any fucking??? Any one want to know the name of that music? It`s call..."All Techno Sounds Alike".
 
16) by Pittsburghpeach [09/28/07 07:25:47 PM]
WTF? He's like, "King of all Those with Little or No Dancing Skills". Haha I wish I could look that badass just by pointing at someone. I think we have finally found a fair opponent for Chuck Norris. [agreed- well said madmike]
 
17) by LF4 [Unreg.] [09/28/07 07:43:58 PM]
4 mins of my life waisted that I will never get back.
 
18) by Scotty Doe [09/28/07 08:42:26 PM]
BlueJack, when i scroll down to the comments, i want to see actual comments about the video, not some lame attempt to insult America. Dude, where would the world be without them? Oh, and before you call me a stupid American, I am Canadian. And guess what I think Americans kick ass!
 
19) by WTF? [Unreg.] [09/28/07 11:23:23 PM]
Almost as good as the Bum Fighting the Invisible Man. BTW: Could that dudes pants be any smaller?
 
20) by [Unreg.] preiswert fahrradfahren [Unreg.] [09/29/07 02:46:55 AM]
In Germany and probably the fuckparade or something similar..
 
21) by mr mangotangowango [Unreg.] [09/29/07 03:58:00 AM]
I agree with the peach..that dude looks like a major badass and still he can dance ha ha.if the dude looked at me you could color me gone.
 
22) by bluejack [09/29/07 04:29:05 AM]
sorry madmike but if you were in the army then imo you must be more brainwashed than the rest,your country turning into a fascist police state and we didn't get rid of hitler so america could pick up where he left off and try and take over the world,i don't want you to govern our planet by pretending you are protecting us all,when we only need protecting from you,plus your ties to israel also makes us a target,scotty doe i love canadians just thought you were smarter,you may love america but most americans don't know fuk all about canada.
 
23) by bluejacksofftohisfatuglymom [Unreg.] [09/29/07 05:50:29 AM]
I pity you Bluejack, its too bad you can't afford to go to school, i know how all those books and binders cost so much. But if you did go to school, you might learn that america pwnz. btw that viking dude owns, and wtf is that guy giving him? the red card thing?
 
24) by madmike [09/29/07 05:56:03 AM]
Bluejack actually it was the air force,Im not going to get into a longwinded debate here but I just have to make a few more points .I really dont think we are trying to take over the world ala hitler,do you think the entire planet should just be a total free for all because if you think the world can govern itself,well your wrong because it cant and wont.What do you think will happen if Iran gets a nuclear bomb,they are going to light up Israel and then what do you think is going to happen?All hell will break loose and the world as you know it now will never be close to being the same again.That my friend scares the hell out of me as it should you.America I like to think is trying to achieve some stability and sometimes its not a pretty sight.There are alot of very bad people out there that play by no rules whatsoever.Sure we screw up and make mistakes,but at least we are doing something,Do you think as a country we like pouring billions of dollors into other countries why our own suffers,heck no.Your country is so very much like ours in so many ways.Being passive in todays world is making a big mistake as it is taken as a sign of weakness.Thats not brainwashing,thats simply a fact.So its too bad your have such a low opinion of Americans, because whether you like it or not,we are joined at the hip
 
25) by dj [Unreg.] [09/29/07 10:25:22 AM]
this is that the europeans arent the powerhouse intelligent people they say they are
 
26) by cargasm [Unreg.] [09/29/07 11:19:35 AM]
wow thats was odd.. he looked really pissed.. like he was looking around for a skull to crush with his bare hands while dancing like he is at a rave
 
27) by call me sir [Unreg.] [09/29/07 11:43:05 AM]
I think i could whip his ass..
 
28) by phil holes [09/29/07 05:57:28 PM]
i would do him and his daddy in the ass ...right bluejack cause i know you like it like that
 
29) by John [Unreg.] [Unreg.] [09/30/07 12:31:04 AM]
Honestly, it almost seems like there's actually only one poster on these message boards. It would not surprise me if bluejack and everyone he argues with is the same person.
 
30) by i am teckno viking [Unreg.] [09/30/07 03:57:19 PM]
hey if you want a pair of teckno viking pants just send 980.00 to teckno viking....com I will even trach you my teckno dance and give you a viking haircut
 
31) by wow [Unreg.] [09/30/07 03:59:01 PM]
only $980.00 what a buy.. I want sum of them pants to impress my girlfriend
 
32) by marko [Unreg.] [09/30/07 05:17:48 PM]
where can i get this music
 
33) by dreydog89 [09/30/07 07:24:05 PM]
i used to love this site.. but ever since people started arguing its been gay..so go somewhere else to have your childish/pointless debates about your countries cuz this isn't the place.. as for the video.. that guy is freakin RIPPED. that was a tight dance though, and that blue haired girl was pretty ugly.. probably "blue"jack's girlfriend/sister
 
34) by Bubbles [09/30/07 07:59:22 PM]
I have watched this video about two dozen times now. Each time it seems to get better. The song is also starting to grow on me. I like the guy who hands the Viking a bottle of water. He seems to be very pleased that the water is accepted. The girl with the blue hair I like her dance moves. The guy at the end who grabs the Vikings neckless. What is up with that. I thought he was going to beat that guy?? This whole video has me confused. WHAT IS GOING ON! I'll keep watching it and reading the posts. I will get to the bottom of this!
 
35) by sonicbomb [Unreg.] [10/1/07 02:00:27 AM]
This is a short film by Matthias Fritsch about the f**k parade in Berlin in 2000. The guy who bumps into the bluehair at the beginning is completely wasted. Technoviking tells him to control himself and get back on the truck carrying the soundsystem and camera, you can see him sitting on it towards the end. Technoviking is a German bodybuilder who calls himself Harry Viking, you can see him in the gym here at 2:30 http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1183558
 
36) by LITTER POLICE [Unreg.] [10/1/07 06:01:24 AM]
THE VIKING GUY IS IN JAIL NOW FOR BEING A LITTERBUG,I HOPE THE MARCH WASNT A SAVE THER POLANET MARCH
 
37) by HELLO BUBBLES [Unreg.] [10/1/07 06:03:51 AM]
I AM THE TECHNOVIKING,DO U WANT TO BECOME MY LOVE SLAVE,IT WASNT WATER HYE HANDED ME IT WAS VODKA,THE GIRL WITH BLUE HAIR IS ACTUALLY A GUY WITH BLUE HAIR,THE GUY WHO GRABBED MY NECKLASS NOW IS MISSING A HAND AS I ATE IT AFTER THE CMAERA WENT OFF OF ME WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME MY QUEEN TECHNOVIKING?
 
38) by [Unreg.] [10/1/07 09:34:41 AM]
:-( where's sunshine?
 
39) by wheres sunshine [Unreg.] [10/1/07 09:43:23 AM]
sunshine has a life now so she does'nt go slumming to sites like this anymore like all of you losers.dont mention her name again or you will cease to exsist.
 
40) by bluejack [10/1/07 10:27:22 AM]
dreydog89 ill make you my dogs bitch if you want,also the guy playing the tunes badly needs to learn to mix.
 
41) by dreydog89 [10/1/07 03:23:48 PM]
shut yo azz up. just get back to snortin condoms.. after all.. its what you do best
 
42) by gay vid [Unreg.] [10/1/07 03:53:12 PM]
gay waste of time
 
43) by Unreg. [Unreg.] [10/1/07 04:21:19 PM]
LOL, how badass can u look with a french braid and a phanny pack!!!!
 
44) by HAHHA [Unreg.] [10/2/07 11:15:25 AM]
lol....anyone else think this is a vid of bluejack
 
45) by HEHEHE [Unreg.] [10/2/07 09:28:19 PM]
Take away the braid and the fanny pack. Replace it with a horned helmet and a battle axe. I think he could march half way to bluejack leaving a wake of death and destruction before America came to save bluejack from the viking. But, that's just the type of @$$holes we are. I'm sure the vikings hate bluejack just as much as anyone else on here.
 
46) by Pntbllkid777 [Unreg.] [10/3/07 01:48:51 PM]
Hey madmike, totally agree with your 24 spot post, think you nailed the whole idea of the U.S. taking over dead on
 
47) by artsox [10/9/07 06:24:34 PM]
I didn't know Thor went clubbing.
 
48) by Acorn [Unreg.] [10/11/07 04:51:01 PM]
wtf
 
49) by Poker_Thom [10/12/07 01:23:02 PM]
"Thor" is looking for his hammer that he lost the day before....that`s why he`s so pissed off....he must find it or he`ll never get into Valhalla.
 
50) by WTF MATE [Unreg.] [10/22/07 04:07:31 PM]
i am pretty sure its some kinda fascist german cult group that plans to bring about the fourth reich through the power of bad dancing, ugly beards, and stupid music that makes you want to kill a racoon.
 
51) by Anonymous [Unreg.] [10/23/07 12:55:34 PM]
ICH BIN DER TECHNOVIKING RAUGH
 
52) by TOM [Unreg.] [10/31/07 12:20:07 PM]
wot is this whole $908 thing about its fucking wierd
 
53) by Killabrew [11/6/07 05:17:00 AM]
They're all tripping - whether on mushrooms or LSD - I have no way of knowing.
 
54) by O.J. did it [Unreg.] [11/9/07 09:48:38 PM]
Sunshine is busy taking it long and hard up her poopshoot....Tom.....the $980.00 came over from the old site. B.M.F. was the 1st one to use it on "Fire Jump Into Freezing Water" try this link to the old site. http://www.clipaday.com/2006/12/fire_jump_into_freezing_water.html#comments
 
55) by dudemeister [Unreg.] [11/15/07 08:48:40 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
56) by dudemeister [Unreg.] [11/15/07 08:52:17 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
57) by dudemeister [Unreg.] [11/15/07 08:52:44 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
58) by master [Unreg.] [11/17/07 03:25:02 PM]
"fuckparade" is a big streetb fair for druggies
 
59) by master, you are so intelligent [Unreg.] [11/25/07 03:58:58 PM]
you think?? it isn't is it? wow you are so smart for working that one out. DRUGS RULE!!!!
 
60) by Anonymous [Unreg.] [12/2/07 06:41:04 PM]
uhhhh wwwwhhhhhhaaatttttttt ttthhhheeeeeeeee fffuuuuuccccccckkkkkk
 
61) by bluejack [Unreg.] [12/6/07 02:55:47 AM]
i eat dick
 
62) by The_Real_Kevin [Unreg.] [12/6/07 02:56:56 AM]
odd... i eat dick too!
 
63) by bluejack [Unreg.] [12/6/07 02:57:40 AM]
ah, perhaps we could eat eachothers dicks some time?
 
64) by The_Real_Kevin [Unreg.] [12/6/07 02:59:03 AM]
indeed! its a date!
 
65) by [Unreg.] [Unreg.] [12/15/07 12:33:41 PM]
lol bluejack can eat dick
 
66) by Anonymous [Unreg.] [12/15/07 09:48:04 PM]
wow, that is one of the most gay videos i have ever seen. AND nobody can dance. they are all walking behind the gay viking.
 
67) by Anonymous [Unreg.] [12/15/07 09:50:02 PM]
wow, that is one of the most gay videos i have ever seen. AND nobody can dance. they are all walking behind the gay viking.
 
68) by unreg [Unreg.] [12/17/07 12:23:31 AM]
hes not a viking hes a neo nazi
 
69) by Sak [Unreg.] [12/27/07 10:45:55 AM]
Do... WHERE IS THIS GUYS BATTLEAXE
 
70) by Unknown [Unreg.] [01/1/08 05:03:27 PM]
is freaking awesome xD
 
71) by Retards [Unreg.] [01/9/08 10:30:05 AM]
Everyone who is wondering what the fuck is happening here, your are fucking idiots. If this guy wanted to he would have ripped the other guy to pieces. He's at a street rave, and probably fucked off his ass on mdma/ecstasy or whatever it is he takes. Water is to keep him hydrated. Bunch of twats, and for all of you arguing about who's country can kick the other's ass, find a tree and hug it. Wankers.
 
72) by O.J. - I did it [Unreg.] [01/20/08 01:48:35 AM]
Not much of a party....it`s like 7 to 1 gays over chicks. And Thor is a goddamn litterbug....he should be fined $980.00 and jailed for 9 years and 80 days. That`s what I think.
 
73) by Unknown [Unreg.] [02/14/08 04:20:45 PM]
okay so i looked closer about this movie and find out the film is filmed in a scandinavien area because they talked sweedish/danish/norway.. dunno witch can't hear clear enough.
 
74) by JHHIHFO00 [Unreg.] [02/19/08 10:35:00 PM]
The girl with the blue hair lookes like she's on CRACK
 
75) by Poker_Thom [03/7/08 11:08:17 PM]
I am the Lizard King.......I can do anything.......
 
76) by Anonymous [Unreg.] [03/9/08 05:23:57 PM]
Whoever it was that posted comment 71, you are amazing. =D
 
77) by You all are retards [Unreg.] [03/15/08 08:31:57 AM]
Retards!
 
78) by Puta [Unreg.] [03/22/08 09:55:06 AM]
Chuck noris has met his match
 
79) by Poker_Thom [03/30/08 02:51:42 PM]
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
 
80) by kraftdinner [Unreg.] [04/1/08 01:23:42 AM]
hahahaha leave briney alone shit
 
81) by RobinProtector [Unreg.] [04/12/08 03:11:04 AM]
This guy is the shit for us "eurotrashes" so if you don't get the point and still want ot laugh have a joke in the library, dumbasses
 
82) by Poker_Thom [04/22/08 09:27:12 AM]
RobinProtector : For your gibberish I`m going to fine you $980.00 ...pay up A.S.A.P.,.....OR ELSE......BTW...I used to be B.M.F. from the old site. Here is the link where the $980.00 was first used....http://www.clipaday.com/2006/12/fire_jump_into_freezing_water.html#comments
 
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