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I'm not exactly sure what's going on here but what I do know is that if you're the Technoviking, people just want to follow you around and give you free crap. Too funny. StumbleUpon Toolbar
Tags: techno viking ectasy steroids idiot rave 
Submitted by Planet Funkotron on September 28, 2007 07:41:40 AM
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1) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 09:21:08 AM]
Wow
 
2) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 09:24:14 AM]
Somebody tell me what just happend here?!?!
 
3) by usa#1 * [09/28/07 09:36:21 AM]
european trash
 
4) by clipaday [09/28/07 10:09:11 AM]
Before the arguing begins today, please take some time to read this first "The Art of eWar" ; http://bloggingexperiment.com/archives/the-art-o f-ewar.php Also please try to clean your posts up a bit. If something said is too over the top, we have to delete it anyway. Thanks! Clipaday Staff
 
5) by John F. Kennedy * [09/28/07 10:17:13 AM]
And I still take pride in the words: Ich bin ein Berliner. We know how to party!
 
6) by clipaday * [09/28/07 10:18:11 AM]
why do i need to read it i wrote the damn thing,, what was the point of that video,,i kept watchin g thinking the viking dude was going to beat the c rap out of somebody..all he did was a fag dance..l ike bluejack does..
 
7) by bluejack [09/28/07 10:39:56 AM]
looks like holland one of the most fun places in t he world and 3 hours on train from uk.shame usa#1 and the rest of you could never afford to go there or find it on the map.
 
8) by Volatile * [09/28/07 10:48:07 AM]
Fuckparade 2000? WTF was that? I'm kind of scared now that he's going to come find me and point at me menacingly...
 
9) by usa#1 * [09/28/07 10:53:50 AM]
afford? hell last nites film we made is priceless and soon to be shown
 
10) by bluejack [09/28/07 11:02:12 AM]
abev of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affordance g od u so supid see you tonight for another lesson a nd video if we have time.
 
11) by Mr. Destructo [09/28/07 11:25:30 AM]
WTF!!!
 
12) by usa#1 * [09/28/07 11:43:36 AM]
http:www.bluejack.com/licksshitters
 
13) by madmike [09/28/07 01:20:39 PM]
Its nice to see a group of people get togather and not have someone get their butt kicked,That dude looks pretty tough too. bluejack you seem to hav e such a dislike for americans,as having spent som e time in your country,i find it strange that ever yone I met in england seemed to be very nice and r espectful.i was at Mildenhall air base on a joint project with American and Britts and found the peo ple very likeable and intelligent.I also spent tim e in germany at ramstien air base and Sembach air base and omnce again found the people great over t here.So what is your problem with Americans .Wethe r you know it or not,If things go to shit in this world we are allies till the end.
 
14) by The_Real_Kevin [09/28/07 01:49:01 PM]
Well said madmike!
 
15) by Poker_Thom [09/28/07 03:48:36 PM]
FUCKPARADE 2000???...So why didn`t we see any fuck ing??? Any one want to know the name of that music ? It`s call..."All Techno Sounds Alike".
 
16) by Pittsburghpeach [09/28/07 07:25:47 PM]
WTF? He's like, "King of all Those with Littl e or No Dancing Skills". Haha I wish I could look that badass just by pointing at someone. I t hink we have finally found a fair opponent for Chu ck Norris. [agreed- well said madmike]
 
17) by LF4 * [09/28/07 07:43:58 PM]
4 mins of my life waisted that I will never get ba ck.
 
18) by Scotty Doe [09/28/07 08:42:26 PM]
BlueJack, when i scroll down to the comments, i wa nt to see actual comments about the video, not som e lame attempt to insult America. Dude, where woul d the world be without them? Oh, and before you ca ll me a stupid American, I am Canadian. And guess what I think Americans kick ass!
 
19) by WTF? * [09/28/07 11:23:23 PM]
Almost as good as the Bum Fighting the Invisible M an. BTW: Could that dudes pants be any smaller?
 
20) by [Unreg.] preiswert fahrradfahren * [09/29/07 02:46:55 AM]
In Germany and probably the fuckparade or somethin g similar..
 
21) by mr mangotangowango * [09/29/07 03:58:00 AM]
I agree with the peach..that dude looks like a maj or badass and still he can dance ha ha.if the dud e looked at me you could color me gone.
 
22) by bluejack [09/29/07 04:29:05 AM]
sorry madmike but if you were in the army then imo you must be more brainwashed than the rest,your c ountry turning into a fascist police state and we didn't get rid of hitler so america could pick up where he left off and try and take over the world, i don't want you to govern our planet by pretendin g you are protecting us all,when we only need prot ecting from you,plus your ties to israel also make s us a target,scotty doe i love canadians just tho ught you were smarter,you may love america but mos t americans don't know fuk all about canada.
 
23) by bluejacksofftohisfatuglymom * [09/29/07 05:50:29 AM]
I pity you Bluejack, its too bad you can't afford to go to school, i know how all those books and bi nders cost so much. But if you did go to school, y ou might learn that america pwnz. btw that viki ng dude owns, and wtf is that guy giving him? the red card thing?
 
24) by madmike [09/29/07 05:56:03 AM]
Bluejack actually it was the air force,Im not goin g to get into a longwinded debate here but I just have to make a few more points .I really dont thin k we are trying to take over the world ala hitler, do you think the entire planet should just be a t otal free for all because if you think the world c an govern itself,well your wrong because it cant a nd wont.What do you think will happen if Iran gets a nuclear bomb,they are going to light up Israel and then what do you think is going to happen?All hell will break loose and the world as you know it now will never be close to being the same again.T hat my friend scares the hell out of me as it shou ld you.America I like to think is trying to achiev e some stability and sometimes its not a pretty si ght.There are alot of very bad people out there th at play by no rules whatsoever.Sure we screw up an d make mistakes,but at least we are doing somethin g,Do you think as a country we like pouring billio ns of dollors into other countries why our own suf fers,heck no.Your country is so very much like our s in so many ways.Being passive in todays world is making a big mistake as it is taken as a sign of weakness.Thats not brainwashing,thats simply a fac t.So its too bad your have such a low opinion of A mericans, because whether you like it or not,we ar e joined at the hip
 
25) by dj * [09/29/07 10:25:22 AM]
this is that the europeans arent the powerhouse in telligent people they say they are
 
26) by cargasm * [09/29/07 11:19:35 AM]
wow thats was odd.. he looked really pissed.. like he was looking around for a skull to crush with h is bare hands while dancing like he is at a rave
 
27) by call me sir * [09/29/07 11:43:05 AM]
I think i could whip his ass..
 
28) by phil holes [09/29/07 05:57:28 PM]
i would do him and his daddy in the ass ...right b luejack cause i know you like it like that
 
29) by John [Unreg.] * [09/30/07 12:31:04 AM]
Honestly, it almost seems like there's actually on ly one poster on these message boards. It would n ot surprise me if bluejack and everyone he argues with is the same person.
 
30) by i am teckno viking * [09/30/07 03:57:19 PM]
hey if you want a pair of teckno viking pants just send 980.00 to teckno viking....com I will even trach you my teckno dance and give you a viking ha ircut
 
31) by wow * [09/30/07 03:59:01 PM]
only $980.00 what a buy.. I want sum of them pan ts to impress my girlfriend
 
32) by marko * [09/30/07 05:17:48 PM]
where can i get this music
 
33) by dreydog89 [09/30/07 07:24:05 PM]
i used to love this site.. but ever since people s tarted arguing its been gay..so go somewhere else to have your childish/pointless debates about your countries cuz this isn't the place.. as for the v ideo.. that guy is freakin RIPPED. that was a tigh t dance though, and that blue haired girl was pret ty ugly.. probably "blue"jack's girlfrie nd/sister
 
34) by Bubbles [09/30/07 07:59:22 PM]
I have watched this video about two dozen times no w. Each time it seems to get better. The song is a lso starting to grow on me. I like the guy who han ds the Viking a bottle of water. He seems to be ve ry pleased that the water is accepted. The girl wi th the blue hair I like her dance moves. The guy a t the end who grabs the Vikings neckless. What is up with that. I thought he was going to beat that guy?? This whole video has me confused. WHAT IS GO ING ON! I'll keep watching it and reading the post s. I will get to the bottom of this!
 
35) by sonicbomb * [10/1/07 02:00:27 AM]
This is a short film by Matthias Fritsch about the f**k parade in Berlin in 2000. The guy who bumps into the bluehair at the beginning is completely wasted. Technoviking tells him to control himself and get back on the truck carrying the soundsystem and camera, you can see him sitting on it towards the end. Technoviking is a German bodybuilder who calls himself Harry Viking, you can see him in th e gym here at 2:30 http://www.myvideo.de/watch/11 83558
 
36) by LITTER POLICE * [10/1/07 06:01:24 AM]
THE VIKING GUY IS IN JAIL NOW FOR BEING A LITTERBU G,I HOPE THE MARCH WASNT A SAVE THER POLANET MARCH
 
37) by HELLO BUBBLES * [10/1/07 06:03:51 AM]
I AM THE TECHNOVIKING,DO U WANT TO BECOME MY LOVE SLAVE,IT WASNT WATER HYE HANDED ME IT WAS VODKA,TH E GIRL WITH BLUE HAIR IS ACTUALLY A GUY WITH BLUE HAIR,THE GUY WHO GRABBED MY NECKLASS NOW IS MISSIN G A HAND AS I ATE IT AFTER THE CMAERA WENT OFF OF ME WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME MY QUEEN TECHNOVIKING ?
 
38) by [Unreg.] [10/1/07 09:34:41 AM]
:-( where's sunshine?
 
39) by wheres sunshine * [10/1/07 09:43:23 AM]
sunshine has a life now so she does'nt go slumming to sites like this anymore like all of you losers .dont mention her name again or you will cease to exsist.
 
40) by bluejack [10/1/07 10:27:22 AM]
dreydog89 ill make you my dogs bitch if you want,a lso the guy playing the tunes badly needs to learn to mix.
 
41) by dreydog89 [10/1/07 03:23:48 PM]
shut yo azz up. just get back to snortin condoms.. after all.. its what you do best
 
42) by gay vid * [10/1/07 03:53:12 PM]
gay waste of time
 
43) by Unreg. * [10/1/07 04:21:19 PM]
LOL, how badass can u look with a french braid an d a phanny pack!!!!
 
44) by HAHHA * [10/2/07 11:15:25 AM]
lol....anyone else think this is a vid of bluejack
 
45) by HEHEHE * [10/2/07 09:28:19 PM]
Take away the braid and the fanny pack. Replace it with a horned helmet and a battle axe. I think he could march half way to bluejack leaving a wake o f death and destruction before America came to sav e bluejack from the viking. But, that's just the t ype of @$$holes we are. I'm sure the vikings hate bluejack just as much as anyone else on here.
 
46) by Pntbllkid777 * [10/3/07 01:48:51 PM]
Hey madmike, totally agree with your 24 spot post, think you nailed the whole idea of the U.S. takin g over dead on
 
47) by artsox [10/9/07 06:24:34 PM]
I didn't know Thor went clubbing.
 
48) by Acorn * [10/11/07 04:51:01 PM]
wtf
 
49) by Poker_Thom [10/12/07 01:23:02 PM]
"Thor" is looking for his hammer that he lost the day before....that`s why he`s so pissed off....he must find it or he`ll never get into Val halla.
 
50) by WTF MATE * [10/22/07 04:07:31 PM]
i am pretty sure its some kinda fascist german cul t group that plans to bring about the fourth reich through the power of bad dancing, ugly beards, an d stupid music that makes you want to kill a racoo n.
 
51) by Anonymous * [10/23/07 12:55:34 PM]
ICH BIN DER TECHNOVIKING RAUGH
 
52) by TOM * [10/31/07 12:20:07 PM]
wot is this whole $908 thing about its fucking wie rd
 
53) by Killabrew [11/6/07 05:17:00 AM]
They're all tripping - whether on mushrooms or LSD - I have no way of knowing.
 
54) by O.J. did it * [11/9/07 09:48:38 PM]
Sunshine is busy taking it long and hard up her po opshoot....Tom.....the $980.00 came over from the old site. B.M.F. was the 1st one to use it on &quo t;Fire Jump Into Freezing Water" try this lin k to the old site. http://www.clipaday.com/2006/12 /fire_jump_into_freezing_water.html#comments
 
55) by dudemeister * [11/15/07 08:48:40 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
56) by dudemeister * [11/15/07 08:52:17 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
57) by dudemeister * [11/15/07 08:52:44 PM]
I like the way his manboobs bounce when he dances. Abs are overrated, manboobs make the man.
 
58) by master * [11/17/07 03:25:02 PM]
"fuckparade" is a big streetb fair for d ruggies
 
59) by master, you are so intelligent * [11/25/07 03:58:58 PM]
you think?? it isn't is it? wow you are so smart f or working that one out. DRUGS RULE!!!!
 
60) by Anonymous * [12/2/07 06:41:04 PM]
uhhhh wwwwhhhhhhaaatttttttt ttthhhheeeeeeeee fffuu uuuccccccckkkkkk
 
61) by bluejack * [12/6/07 02:55:47 AM]
i eat dick
 
62) by The_Real_Kevin * [12/6/07 02:56:56 AM]
odd... i eat dick too!
 
63) by bluejack * [12/6/07 02:57:40 AM]
ah, perhaps we could eat eachothers dicks some tim e?
 
64) by The_Real_Kevin * [12/6/07 02:59:03 AM]
indeed! its a date!
 
65) by [Unreg.] * [12/15/07 12:33:41 PM]
lol bluejack can eat dick
 
66) by Anonymous * [12/15/07 09:48:04 PM]
wow, that is one of the most gay videos i have eve r seen. AND nobody can dance. they are all walking behind the gay viking.
 
67) by Anonymous * [12/15/07 09:50:02 PM]
wow, that is one of the most gay videos i have eve r seen. AND nobody can dance. they are all walking behind the gay viking.
 
68) by unreg * [12/17/07 12:23:31 AM]
hes not a viking hes a neo nazi
 
69) by Sak * [12/27/07 10:45:55 AM]
Do... WHERE IS THIS GUYS BATTLEAXE
 
70) by Unknown * [01/1/08 05:03:27 PM]
is freaking awesome xD
 
71) by Retards * [01/9/08 10:30:05 AM]
Everyone who is wondering what the fuck is happeni ng here, your are fucking idiots. If this guy want ed to he would have ripped the other guy to pieces . He's at a street rave, and probably fucked off h is ass on mdma/ecstasy or whatever it is he takes. Water is to keep him hydrated. Bunch of twats, an d for all of you arguing about who's country can k ick the other's ass, find a tree and hug it. Wanke rs.
 
72) by O.J. - I did it * [01/20/08 01:48:35 AM]
Not much of a party....it`s like 7 to 1 gays over chicks. And Thor is a goddamn litterbug....he shou ld be fined $980.00 and jailed for 9 years and 80 days. That`s what I think.
 
73) by Unknown * [02/14/08 04:20:45 PM]
okay so i looked closer about this movie and find out the film is filmed in a scandinavien area beca use they talked sweedish/danish/norway.. dunno wit ch can't hear clear enough.
 
74) by JHHIHFO00 * [02/19/08 10:35:00 PM]
The girl with the blue hair lookes like she's on C RACK
 
75) by Poker_Thom [03/7/08 11:08:17 PM]
I am the Lizard King.......I can do anything...... .
 
76) by Anonymous * [03/9/08 05:23:57 PM]
Whoever it was that posted comment 71, you are ama zing. =D
 
77) by You all are retards * [03/15/08 08:31:57 AM]
Retards!
 
78) by Puta * [03/22/08 09:55:06 AM]
Chuck noris has met his match
 
79) by Poker_Thom [03/30/08 02:51:42 PM]
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
 
80) by kraftdinner * [04/1/08 01:23:42 AM]
hahahaha leave briney alone shit
 
81) by RobinProtector * [04/12/08 03:11:04 AM]
This guy is the shit for us "eurotrashes&quo t; so if you don't get the point and still want ot laugh have a joke in the library, dumbasses
 
82) by Poker_Thom [04/22/08 09:27:12 AM]
RobinProtector : For your gibberish I`m going to f ine you $980.00 ...pay up A.S.A.P.,.....OR ELSE... ...BTW...I used to be B.M.F. from the old site. He re is the link where the $980.00 was first used... .http://www.clipaday.com/2006/12/fire_jump_into_fr eezing_water.html#comments
 
83) by GetGlad [05/20/08 03:54:52 PM]
people can make fun of americans all they want but atleast we dont do that...
 
84) by Poker_Thom [05/31/08 01:42:25 AM]
None of these comments above me COUNT....because y ou are all too chickenshit to log on under your re al user names....so...that means that I`m FIRST... .that`s right me....none of you chickenshit sissy- boys got the guts to sign in for real....so I`m th e only one here..........And I say this video is f unny....so THERE!!!!....hahahahahahahahahaha
 
85) by Unreg * [08/25/09 08:27:20 AM]
This guy is epic. FACT! FAAAACT!
 
86) by Unreg Fuckoff * [09/20/09 08:52:35 PM]
I bed Technoviking has commited suicide after he f ound out about the internet
 
87) by Anonymous * [09/20/09 08:53:03 PM]
I bed Technoviking has commited suicide after he f ound out about the internet I bed Technoviking has commited suicide after he found out about the internet I bed Technoviking has commited suicid e after he found out about the internet
 
88) by fartsinyourface * [09/20/09 08:54:51 PM]
FUCKPARADE? SEEMS MORE LIKE A GAYPARADE WITH VI KINGS WEARING UGLY BEARDS
 
89) by uhu * [11/17/09 08:05:07 AM]
LOL Europeans, RUN!!! RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
 
90) by http://www.keepbusy.net/videos.php * [11/18/09 03:48:49 PM]
This place is dead, if you want to see a new clip EVARY day copy and paste my log-in name above and it will take you to a REAL video site.
 
91) by Sonnyfly [11/26/09 12:33:44 AM]
What is the meaning of this total idiot?
 
92) by Jubilee * * [11/27/09 01:59:02 PM]
he nearly kicked a guys ass for trying to pickpock et the girl with the blue hair
 
93) by Jubilee * * [11/27/09 01:59:18 PM]
he nearly kicked a guys ass for trying to pickpock et the girl with the blue hair
 
94) by Ben48 * [11/28/09 01:43:16 AM]
I've just lost four minutes of my life and can't g et it back.
 
95) by Unreg * [12/29/09 11:42:42 PM]
I could kick this guys ass
 
96) by Unreg * [01/1/10 04:46:38 PM]
I dont get whats so special... did you never see a nyone party?? you all sure just nod your head a bi t to britney's music
 
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98) by Phil E. Drifter * [01/13/10 01:54:01 AM]
The asshole scrawny kid 'accidentally' runs into b lue-haired girl so he can cop a feel of her breas ts and Technoviking puts him in his place, damn fa st! ALL HAIL THE TECHNOVIKING!
 
99) by Phil E. Drifter * [01/13/10 02:00:02 AM]
I love how Technoviking grabs both the guy's wrist s so he can't do ANYTHING. He can't run away, and he can't throw any punches, he's forced to listen to whatever technoviking has to say.
 
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101) by Anonymous * [02/21/10 12:56:58 AM]
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102) by The mystery of the 980 solved * [02/21/10 01:17:32 AM]
Copy and paste this link, and it will take you to the old site and where the $980.00 gag, look for t he post from B.M.F. http://www.clipaday.com/2006/1 2/fire_jump_into_freezing_water.html#comments
 
103) by The mystery of the 980 solved * [02/21/10 01:29:59 AM]
That did not work, lets try this. Go to this link : http://www.clipaday.com/2006/09/this_clip_will_ melt_your_brain.html and then search for stunts an d then, fire_jump_into_freezing_water go to commen ts and look for B.M.F., I hope this works. I still have the old site in my Bookmarks so that is how I can still get to the old site.
 
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